Thursday, April 26, 2012

CISPA takes the House

Hello internet, Generic Guy here with some breaking news.  The Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act, otherwise known as CISPA, has passed through the United States House of Representatives with a vote of 248 to 168.  So, roughly two-thirds of the House has voted in favour of CISPA.  Now the vote will go before the Senate.

CISPA was supposed to go before the House on Friday, but due to several amendments, the vote was presented today.  Keep up to date with the news at RT here:  http://rt.com/news/house-cispa-vote-thursday-083/

Things are heating up folks.  Keep up the pressure, we can still win this!  Viva Internet!

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Generic Guy's Fireside Chat

Hello People of the Internet, Generic Guy here.
This is a new section I'm trying to start, where I will talk about something, and probably it will be controversial.
I know for a fact, that I will get tons of hate for this, but I rightly don't care.

So, lets start off with Israel and Iran.

There is this ongoing feud between, Iran and Israel, which is part of the larger Middle Eastern Conflict.  But the feud between Israel and Iran is over atomic power.Israel is the only Middle Eastern country that has nuclear weapons.  Iran is trying gain atomic power also, whether that is for power or weapons, that is debatable.

Israel has stated that if Iran develops atomic power, Israel will invade and destroy the labs.  This will lead to Iran invading Israel, naturally.  Then Israel will go to the world and say that "Oh, Iran attacked us! We're the victims here!"  And if that doesn't work, then they lay down that old guilt trip.

Look at how badly Israel has handled Palestine.  Palestinians have  been kicked out of their homes, to make way for Israeli settlers.  Palestinians are treated like second-class-citizens, you know, when they are not getting thrown in jail.  And when a few Palestinians stand up for themselves, it is brutally put down by the police in the streets.

And Israel is able to get away with this persecution because The West allows them to, partly because they need a base in the Middle East and partly because of the guilt trip.  What is the guilt trip?  you might be asking. After 1945, the newly founded state of Israel had a slogan, "Never Forget." They will never forget that 6 million Jews died in the War.  6 million Jews.  Now, keep in mind, 60 Million died, but Israel is only concerned with that 6 million Jews.  Why does Russia not have such a slogan?  25 Million Russian citizens died, that is 4 times the amount of Jews.  Now, granted, Stalin was not all that better, but it's the principle of the matter.

Israel holds that "Never Forget" mentality over the heads of people in the West.  "Europe, you are indebted to us, because 6 million Jews died."  But when someone brings up the argument of "Well, Israel, you're doing the  same thing to the Palestinians, that the Europeans did to the Jews in the Middle Ages."  Israel throws a Hissy Fit, and threatens to go to war, dragging the Europeans into conflict unless the Europeans retract what they have said.And Europe cannot just deny Israel, for Israel will be forced to use their Nuclear Weapons when they get backed into a corner.  And no one wants a Nuclear War.  So, Israel gets away with everything.  "Either let me do what I want, or I'll start Nuclear War."

So, Israel has gone around the Middle East, with a stick, poking at the Arab nations.  Imagine that, Israel is that little annoying kid, we've all had, but we can't do anything against them, because they live in their fathers wallet. And Iran is a sleeping bear, not interfering with anyone, just minding their own bear business.  So, Israel goes over to Iran and starts poking it with a stick. It pokes, and pokes, and pokes, and pokes.  The bear, wakes up to find this little brat poking him, and not stopping.  So the bear wakes up and rips the kid's arm clean off.  And then the kid wonders why the arm is missing.  The bear was just reacting to the kid, so the bear is not at fault.  The brat kid brought it on himself.

If Israel attacks Iran and Iran reacts, hitting back, then Israel does not get to play the victim card, when they antagonized Iran in the first place.

Anyway, this has Been the Generic Guy with the Fireside Chat.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Big Brother Bill

Ello, people of the internet, Generic Guy here.  Breaking news update in the UK.

The UK Home Office has been taken down by Anon.  My little elves have also told me that the web site is back up, as of Midnight GMT.

There are also reports of the website of British Prime Minister and the website of the Ministry of Justice ( Wonder what that would be in Newspeak...?) were also taken down, but my elves have told me that they are up and running at the moment.

The attacks started after the order had been given to extract TVShack creator Richard O'Dwyer and Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon from the UK to the US.

And because of this attack, the world has learned of a bill, being pushed by security agencies, that will 'protect' the people of Britain by watching everything the they do.  In honor of Orwell, I am calling it the Big Brother Bill.  The bill would have British security watching everything everyone does, while the British taxpayers pay for it.
You can read the full article over at Russia Today here:  http://rt.com/news/anonymous-cyber-attack-uk-521/

This bill sounds a lot like CISPA, which is currently being pushed by the MPAA.  All I'm wondering is, where is the backlash over CISPA Anon? Or are you just planning something special for our favorite asshole, Chris 'Jack-off' Dodd?

Thursday, April 5, 2012

80s News Montage

Oh Hai there.  It's me, The Generic Guy.  I know it's been awhile and all of you have missed me.  Don't worry, I'm back now and there is so much news to cover.  Let's Get it started.

Well, it looks like Mormon Mitt will be the GOP nominee (Hehe, that rhymed xD).  Newt will dropout and support Mitt, Rick will keep fighting Mitt, and Paul will keep doing what he's been doing...

MPAA Chief Chris 'Dicktator' Dodd has hinted at the revival of the controversial Anti-Piracy bill, SOPA-- and incase you've forgotten, SOPA is the Stop Online Piracy Act, which was being sneaked through Congress, until the Internet raised a big middle finger of F**K YOU!.  Dodd looks like he will bring back SOPA after the election, so we must keep an eye on that.  http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/mpaa-christopher-dodd-sopa-bully-harvey-weinstein-ratings-308359

Moving that to the back burner, we have a more pressing issue.  CISPA, or the Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act.  Apparently Congress has nothing better to do than make pointless acronyms for stupid laws.  You can read the bill itself here:  http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/112/hr3523/text
Or if you're lazy, like most of us, you can read reddit's summary here:  http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/rt21f/so_i_read_cispa_hr_3523_heres_your_tldr/

Basically, CISPA wants to destroy the internet, in the name of stopping Cyber criminals and terrorists.  And to stop the terrorists, the Government wants to watch....everyone.  The Bill, if passed, will give the Government or private organizations *Cough* MPAA *Cough* the power to go to your Internet Service Provider, and demand information on someone, because they suspect that someone might be a cyber terrorist.  So, your ISP will collect information on you, on everyone.

Now you might be asking, "But, Generic Guy, aren't there laws currently in place to protect the privacy rights of the people on the internet, making this bill stupid and redundant because my ISP cannot collect information on me, let alone give this information away to a third party, whether or not this third party is the Government or a private organization such as the MPAA or the RIAA?"

Now, little voice in my head, you would be correct on that, however CISPA will allow your ISP to circumnavigate those privacy laws, making them free from any and all legal action.  CISPA will not only allow your ISP to collect and give away information on you, but you cannot even sue your ISP, because they are given diplomatic immunity.

First there was SOPA and PIPA, then ACTA, and now CISPA.  Looks like more fighting for Net Neutrality.

Now on to the good news--not really, it's just more bad news...

So, in Florida, an African American kid, named Trevon Martin was gunned down by a white Hispanic named Zimmerman.  Now, the whole case has been muddled with opinions and some people want it to be labeled as a hate/race crime.

So, lets end all this bad news on a good laugh.  Rick Santorum, if elected president, wants to ban porn. I know what your thinking, but this is completely true.  I have proof:  http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012-03-16/news/31202806_1_romney-and-santorum-andrea-saul-santorum-points